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T. J. Klune, How to be a Normal Person

(2018-04-30 001) DELETETitle: How to be a Normal Person

Author: T. J. Klune

Publication Information: Tallahassee, FL : Published by Dreamspinner Press, c2015

ISBN: 978-1-63476-579-4 (digital); 978-1-63476-578-7 (print)

Library of Congress Classification:
PS3611.L86

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Gay men–Fiction
Drug utilization–Fiction
Asexual people–Fiction

Gustavo Tiberius is not normal. He knows this and so does everyone in Abby, Oregon. He has a ferret named Harry S. Truman, and he reads encyclopedias before he goes to bed. He talks to as few people as possible, which isn’t too hard since he runs a video rental store. Besides the few customer interactions he has, he talks to Lottie, who owns Lottie’s Lattes, and three elderly women known as the We Three Queens. They ride Vespas.

His life continues in it’s daily rut until he meets asexual stoner and hiptser Casey, a relative of Lottie’s who has come to stay in Abby. The world Gus knows is thrown completely out of order as he cannot resist the attraction to the hip stoner. Therefore Gus decides that he wants to be “normal.” Gus goes to great lengths to discover the “secrets” of being a “normal” person so that Casey would like him.

I’ve never read a book by T.J. Klune, but I fell in love with this one almost immediately. Gus lost his father, Pastor Tommy (he’s not really a cleric, just a title given to him by everyone in Abby), a few years before the story begins; his mother left them when Gus was five. Gus is anti-social and tries to control all interactions he has with people. (My impression was that he might be on the autism spectrum.) He limits the time he talks to them and has no real interest in small talk, but all this begins to change.

The book is quite sweet. Gus wants so badly to be with Casey that he finds an Internet site on how to be normal and then proceeds to use the information with hilarious results. There is a lot of drug use in the book, Pastor Tommy being a pothead and Casey having used the drug off and on. This seemed to offend a few people who gave the book bad reviews on Amazon. Casey, being asexual, really isn’t interested in the act of sex; he prefers hugs, so there are no hot and heavy sex scenes.

I wondered about Gus’ relationship with Pastor Tommy, but it unfolds over the course of the entire book. We learn that there was real love Pastor Tommy had for his son, and that Gus really misses his father. (Pastor Tommy died of cancer.) It’s quite poignant. The book is cleverly written.

The book was thoroughly enjoyable, and I highly recommend it.

 

Jenn McKinlay, On Borrowed Time

(2015-01-17 005)Title: On Borrowed Time

Author: Jenn McKinlay

Series: A Library Lover’s Mystery, book 5

Publication Information: New York: Berkeley Prime Crime, 2014

ISBN: 978-0-425-26073-9

Library of Congress Classification: PS3556.R45

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Norris, Lindsay (Fictitious character)—Fiction
Briar Creek (Conn. :  Fictitious place)—Fiction
Christmas—Fiction
Library directors—Fiction
Public libraries—Fiction
Murder—Investigation—Fiction
Kidnapping–Fiction
Man-woman relationships–Fiction

This is the fifth book in A Library Lover’s Mystery series.

Lindsay Norris is the public library director of Briar Creek, Connecticut, a small New England town. She lives in an apartment with her dog, Heathcliff, and is part of a love triangle with local taxi boat captain, Mike Sullivan, and recently arrived (and married) British actor, Robbie Vine.

The town is preparing for Christmas. The library is decorated, and we get to meet the locals as the book progresses. Beth, the children’s librarian, is one of Lindsay’s best friends. Unfortunately, Beth also has a thing for Lindsay’s brother, Jack. Jack is an economist; he travels the world having one adventure (or misadventure, depending on your point of view) after another as he helps companies across the globe.

Jack sneaks into the library through and open window and Lindsay discovers him. Of course Jack doesn’t come right out and tell her that he’s in trouble. That would be too easy. He promises to tell her everything after he takes a nap. Lindsay was going to use the room for her library book club, but Jack’s presence causes her to move the meeting to another room.

Lindsay later finds the body of someone she doesn’t know in the room, and Jack is now missing. She does not tell the police the entire story of what happened, and she ends up getting Mike and–to a lesser extent–Robbie involved in the case. Mike and Lindsay witness Jack’s abduction by speedboat. Then Lindsay is threatened not to tell the police or her brother would be killed.

Beth is an interesting character. As a librarian responsible for teenage programming, she gets dressed up in a steampunk outfit to lead a teenage group in a get-together at the local restaurant. She’ a bit eclectic, and these are the types of characters that I like. To an extent she marches to her own drum and doesn’t care what others think. The book includes book club members’ recipes, one of which is Beth’s.

The love triangle isn’t something that I can relate to, since I’ve never been in one. Mike and Robbie do compete for Lindsay’s attention, and try to one-up each other. Robbie is only married for convenience and promises to divorce his wife.

It’s Christmas time and the library is decorated, but there really isn’t a feel for the holiday. The only time that Christmas comes into the picture is when Lindsay debates on whether or not to tell her parents what happened to Jack; the family is supposed to get together for the holiday.

As for Jack, eh. He’s just another pretty boy. It’s stretching reality to believe that archaeologists could live the life of Indiana Jones let alone economists. I sympathize with poor Beth, who’s bound to get burned in one of the upcoming novels.

American Association of Patriots, How to Talk to Your Cat about Evolution; How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety

(2015-03-28 001)Title: How to Talk to Your Cat about Evolution

Author: The American Association of Patriots

Publication Information: Slaton, TX: The American Association of Patriots, c2014

Library of Congress Classification: PN6231.C23

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Cats—Humor
Evolution—Humor
Creationism–Humor

(2015-03-28 002)Title: How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Control

Author: The American Association of Patriots

Publication Information: Slaton, TX: The American Association of Patriots, c2013

Library of Congress Classification: PN6231.C23

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Cats—Humor
Firearms—Humor

Two very important topics, evolution and gun safety, are addressed by the pamphlets from the American Association of Patriots. They are aimed to safeguard an important member of the family: the cat.

Evolution vs. creationism is how the argument has been cast for over a century. I remember discussing this in a grade school class. (Yes, I am old.) The debate raged until one student raised her hand and asked, “Why can’t it have happened both ways?” In other words, evolution happened as God directed creation. This stumped the class. Later, upon reflection, I decided this made perfect sense, which is why the current debate is a non-issue.

This might be the best way to approach the issue with your cat. I think most cats would agree. Cats have many things on their minds, like where to sun themselves today, and cannot become bogged-down in science and theological discussions.

One suggestion is for the owner to open several Bibles to different books. The cat will, of course, lay on them, thus having the opportunity to absorb the holy wisdom. I have tried this with textbooks, putting them under my pillow before going to bed, but with no success; I always did poorly on tests. However, those textbooks were not the Word of God.

Gun safety is a completely different issue. Cats cannot absorb anything from lying on guns. You need to actively get your cat involved in learning how to handle and store guns safely. Without such training accidents, perhaps fatal ones, will happen.

Once a cat is taught how to handle a gun and the responsibilities that come with it, you will immediately reap the benefits. A cat packin’ heat while you are away becomes a formidable adversary for any miscreant who wanders onto your property.

Frankly, these pamphlets can be adapted to teach dogs about gun ownership. Dogs are (supposedly) as smart as cats. A dog’s soul is just as valuable (depending on who you talk to) as a cat’s, and once inoculated against the one-sided evolution argument, the dog can then move onto learning about guns. Canine use of firearms can be just as lethal as feline use. Perhaps even more so.

Think about the safe walks you will have with your dog.  With your dog carrying a gun, no one will think to harass either of you. However, it is essential to get your dog to understand that postal workers are good, else you may come home and find a corpse on your doorstep. Also, kitty needs to understand that blowing away birds and small animals is not a responsible way to use a gun.

All in all, very valuable pamphlets on how to educate and teach your cat about these important issues. Highly recommended.

 

Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Title: The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Author: Neil Gaiman

Publication Information: New York: William Morrow, 2014 (1st pbk. ed.)

ISBN: 978-0-06-234324-6

Library of Congress Classification: PR6057.A319

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Boys—Fiction
Good and evil—Fiction
Reality—Fiction

I am ashamed to say that this is the first book I’ve ever read by Neil Gaiman.

Not that I haven’t had friends encouraging me to read Gaiman’s works. I just never got around to it. So when I spotted this book, which is under 200 pages, was in Powell’s City of Books in Portland, Oregon, I decided to give it a try. The two people who I was with had also read it, and loved it.

This is the story of a boy who ends up getting involved with the supernatural activities of his neighbors, the Hempstocks. These three women are independent, and the boy, at the age of seven, befriends Lottie, who is eleven. He is with her and inadvertently gets into trouble when his heart is used as a gateway into this universe by something calling itself Ursula Monkton, who wants to give everyone everything that they ever wanted. This is not a good thing, and the Hempstocks attempt to protect the boy while trying to get Ursula to leave this dimension. Meanwhile, she ingratiates herself into the boy’s family.

It’s a good story. Gaiman, who is interviewed in the back of the book, compares the Hempstocks to the Maiden-Mother-Crone aspect of many goddesses. (I’m ashamed to say that I didn’t even pick up on this.) The interviewer points out that the only people with names in the book are the Hempstocks and Ursula; all other characters are referred to by how they dress or by role, e.g. the boy’s sister, father, etc. The story is told from the first person, that of a man remembering an adventure when he was seven.

I enjoyed the book thoroughly. It was a good read, and Gaiman is very clever in how he constructs the story and how it eventually ends. I like how Gaiman writes, too. Listening to the man talk about his feelings and the things he says as a child is believable. This book could be read by children as well. Ursula is a nasty character, but I don’t think the action is too scary. There is violence, but nothing too graphic, and a sex scene that is seen from a child’s perspective. The entire book reads like a fairy tale or something that takes place outside the normal plane of existence.

A really good book.

JoAnna Carl, The Chocolate Book Bandit

(2015-01-30 001)Title: The Chocolate Book Bandit

Series: A Chocoholic mystery

Author: JoAnna Carl

Publication Information: New York, N.Y.: Published by the Penguin Group, 2014

ISBN: 978-0-451-46754-6

Library of Congress Classification: PS3569.A51977

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Woodyard, Lee McKinney (Fictitious character)–Fiction
Warner Pier (Mich. : Fictitious place)–Fiction
Murder–Investigation–Fiction
Public libraries–Fiction

Lee McKinney Woodyard has been invited to become a trustee of the Warner Pier Public Library, which has a new director, Henry “Butch” Cassidy. She attends one of the meetings where, unfortunately,  one of the trustees is murdered right before a meeting, Lee becomes a suspect as do the trustees.

Told in the first person, the book slowly reveals who Lee is: married (her second), the manager of TenHuis Chocolate, a specialty shop in Warner Pier, Michigan. (Chocolate trivia is given between every couple of chapters.) Her and her husband grew up in this small town, where everyone knows everyone’s business. She also twists her words when she’s nervous. As the niece-in-law of the local police chief, Lee seems to have an inside track on certain information.  When someone tries to kill Lee, she is forced to deal with having police protection.

Lee ends up investigating the death and well as what’s going on in the library. One of Warner Pier’s local elite has an interest in the basement in the library. Why? Lee finds herself attracted to Butch as her husband seems more and more distant, spending time with his former high school flame.

The book is good, but the reveal of the murderer left me a bit flat. I think part of the problem is that I really do like Shelly Freydont’s murder mystery books.

Garrison Keillor, Pontoon: a Lake Wobegon Novel

2015-01-05 001Title: Pontoon: a Lake Woebegon Novel

Author: Garrison Keillor

Publication Information: New York, N.Y. : Viking/Penguin, 2007.

ISBN: 978-0-670-06356-7

Library of Congress Classification: PS3561.E3755

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Lake Woebegon (Minn. : Fictitious place)–Fiction
Families–Fiction

Ah, Lake Woebegon.

I just happened to pick up this book used because I had forgotten my bag of goodies at home and was going to lunch alone, so I wanted to read something. Besides, the dust jacket is a map of Lake Woebegon.

I was introduced to Lake Woebegon from two cassettes of Keillor’s Halloween stories that he performed live. I rarely listen to the radio, so I don’t hear Keillor’s regular stories about Lake Woebegon. But I really liked the Halloween tapes–until my car’s tape deck ate one of them. (Still need to replace it on CD.)

This novel starts with the death of one of Woebegon’s oldest citizens, Evelyn Frances Powell, who dies peacefully in her bed at home.

Barbara, her overweight, alcoholic daughter, finds Evelyn the next day. Their relationship was strained, and Barbara just sits with the body for a time. She finds a letter addressed to her in which Evelyn states that she wants to be cremated, her ashes deposited in her bowling ball and then dropped into Lake Woebegon. Typically, this creates a problem for Barbara with her relatives.

Barbara (and Evelyn’s) story eventually becomes intertwined with that of the “commitment ceremony” (“it’s not a marriage”) of Debbie Detmer, one former resident who, at the age of 14, decided to turn nasty and selfish. Abandoning her parents, she moved to California where she eventually made millions on aromatherapy for the Hollywood elite’s pets. Her beau is expected to arrive the day before the ceremony.

In one of life’s bizarre twists, Barbara only starts to live after Evelyn’s death. She begins collecting the letters that her mother sent her from the places that she visited. Barbara discovers that her mother had an entire other life, one where she traveled extensively and had a boyfriend. It is through this process of discovery that Barbara becomes closer to her mother than she had ever been before.

Barbara learns from Evelyn”s letters that life really is too short to waste. She stops drinking and decides to give her mother the burial she wants–which coincidentally takes place on the beach at Lake Woebegon on the same day as Debbie Detmer’s “commitment ceremony.” This results in a real mess that Evelyn would have loved.

How can you not like the people of Lake Woebegon? Barbara becomes a better person by discovering her mother’s past and understanding who she was. Debbie, too, learns a lesson, that she hasn’t been a very nice person for a very long time, that and her arrival home saved her father’s life. (His bizarre behavior, attributed to a bump on the head by Debbie’s mother, was caused by diabetes that needed treatment and management.)

A very fun read. I finished it in a day.

Joe Boland, You are Here: Stories

(2014-09-20 001)Title: You are Here: Stories

Cover Title: You are Here: Romville Stories

Author: Joe Boland

Publication Information: Homewood, IL: Ramsfield Press, 2013.

ISBN: 978-0-9838589-3-5

Library of Congress Classification: PS3602.O5263

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Romville (Ct. : Fictitious place)–Fiction
Life–Fiction
Men–Fiction

First, let me say that the author is the brother of a good friend of mine, and I promised that I would review this anthology quite a while ago.

And this is what it is: a collection of short stories. Normally I read (and review) novels; I rarely read short stories. Romville, Connecticut, is the fictitious town where the stories take place; sometimes the everyday meets The Twilight Zone there.

Most of the protagonists are down-on-their-luck types. In This Story, a crooked cop causes a fellow officer to get shot in the face. (“I watched him shamble down the hall. Dave Dooley, last of the good guys. So what if he was queer?”) The cop is later murdered, which leads his crooked partner to solve the case. Alf, the protagonist in Well She Killed Me, takes as his lover one of his best friends’ spouses. He claims to have always loved her, but she does not return the feeling. Her husband is terminally ill, and she has children. Where the World Goes When the World Goes Away (You are Here) is a take on the Oedipus myth. Al’s woman has been in chemotherapy but dies of cancer. He sees “King Death” driving down the street on occasion with someone who died two years before. Al needs to talk to him …

Ah, teenage angst—again. Charlie looks back on his life at the age of seventeen in Division Street (Boxboy in Zion). Another teenager love story is Roaring Girl. This teenager’s girl Friday needs his help when she finds out she’s pregnant—and being Catholics, abortions are a definite no-no.

My Life Up Until Now is sad but interesting. This is the longest story in the anthology. Dominic, a young man, recollects his childhood of mistreatment, living in the caretaker’s cottage on an estate. His father abandoned Dominic when he was a boy. His mother calls him Dummy and the estate owner doesn’t like him. Secrets are slowly uncovered–with consequences.

Dreamy is the most disturbing. We are introduced to a psychopath who falls in love with a teenager whose mother is dying and she has a younger brother. The protagonist is already married, of course. This is one character that elicits no sympathy.

The stories are very well-written, and I liked some of the characters, but my taste in fiction is not short stories and (right now) mysteries. Nonetheless, there is a mixture of stories here on the human condition–with some supernatural elements.

 

Shelley Freydont, Silent Knife

(2014-01-11 001)Title: Silent Knife

Author: Shelley Freydont

Series: A Celebration Bay Mystery

Publication Information: New York: Berkeley Prime Crime, 2013

ISBN: 978-0-425-25238-3

Library of Congress Classification: PS3556.R45

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Montgomery, Liv (Fictitious character)—Fiction
Celebration Bay (N.Y. :  Fictitious place)—Fiction
Christmas—Fiction
Special events—Planning—Fiction
Special events industry—Fiction.
Murder—Investigation—Fiction

I read this one after Kate Kingsbury’s The Clue is in the Pudding and was afraid that I wouldn’t like it as much. I was wrong.

Celebration Bay, the town where Liv Montgomery moves to after leaving Manhattan and her events planner job there, is somewhere in New York State. I assume that it’s on a body of water, perhaps the Hudson, but the water doesn’t play any role in this mystery, and this is the second book in the series.

Liv is relatively new to Celebration Bay. She was hired to be the events coordinator for the town when it was decided that such a person was necessary to make sure the town’s festivities ran well. Celebrations are big money to the town. This one takes place during the Christmas season and after Liv had cracked her first case in Celebration Bay months before.

There’s a warm, homey feeling to the place, which is something that I love. Liv has a Westie named Whiskey, who loves singing with her assistant, Ted, a local who also sings in the choir and tells her to bring the Westie to the carol sing. (Liv knows better.) Whiskey is very well liked by just about everyone in the town. When Liv does her morning routine of visiting the local coffee shop and bakery, there’s always something for Whiskey, who is accompanying her. Her landladies, Ida and Edna Zimmerman, also spoil the dog, and are happy to take him in for a time as Liv gets tied up with work or, on some occasions, snooping.

Problems begin when Newland Gifts is taken over and becomes Trim a Tree. The Newland family patriarch is dying and, needing money, the business is turned over to a cousin, Clarence Thornsby and his wife, Grace. To the surprise of everyone, the Thornsbys turn the old store into Trim a Tree and push out the Newlands; only young Penny is kept on as a salaried employee to help run it. Trim a Tree then hires Phil Cosgrove as their own part-time Santa Claus; the store sells the most garish, most outlandish decorations, which endears the Thornsbys to no one.

In a place like Celebration Bay, this is a no-no. There is only ONE Santa in the town, and that’s Hank Ousterhout, who owns the garage. He’s done it for years and done it well. Christmas is traditional, not new wave or hip. The light-up night of the town tree is the beginning of the official holiday season, and all the stores are expected to turn on their lights after the tree is lit, which announces the arrival of Santa. Poor Liv is stuck trying to undo what she was not responsible for: get Grace Thornsby, who is running Trim a Tree, to abide by the town rules and get rid of the extra Santa. When Phil turns up dead the night of the tree-lighting, the secrets start to come out. The local sheriff, Bill Gunnison, has sciatica, as well as new deputies who, in one overzealous move, arrest one of the town’s old-timers on suspicion of murder–which turns out to be a big mistake.

Of course there’s romance. Nancy Pyne, a (relative) newcomer, owns Pine Bough and likes Hank. Typically, Hank is clueless. Penny had little Bobby out of wedlock but is going to marry Jason; no one, however,  is really sure if Jason is the father. Liv has hired A.K. Pierce, an ex-Marine and head of his own security firm, to help the sheriff. She cannot understand Chaz Bristow, the local newspaper editor who once had a career as an investigative journalist in Los Angeles; after several years there, Bristow abruptly quit, came home and took over the paper that he inherited. He spends his time there and fishing, much to Liv’s frustration. He has no real interest in helping to solve the murder, except to turn up and drive Liv crazy.

A fun book with a real feel for of a small town filled with interesting characters.

Kate Kingsbury, The Clue is in the Pudding

(2014-01-17 001)Title: The Clue is in the Pudding

Author: Kate Kingsbury

Series: Holiday Pennyfoot Hotel Mysteries

Publication Information: New York: Berkley Prime Crime, 2013, c2012

ISBN: 978-0-425-25232-1

Library of Congress Classification: PR9199.3.K44228

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Baxter, Cecily Sinclair (Fictitious character)—Fiction
Actors—Crimes against—Fiction
Pennyfoot Hotel (England : Imaginary place)—Fiction
England—Fiction

The series, Holiday Pennyfoot Hotel Mysteries, set during the Christmas season at the Pennyfoot Hotel. There are regular mystery books at the Pennyfoot set all year round, so I was surprised to find a series like this. I love mysteries set around the holidays–don’t ask me why. Maybe it’s because I like to see what other people do for the holiday season, even if they are fictitious. This book is not the first in the series but several volumes into it.

The setting is historical, taking place in Badger’s End, England, at the beginning of the 20th century. The Pennyfoot Country Club is decorated for Christmas, and the staff are preparing the hotel for holiday festivities. Cecily Sinclair Baxter, the manager of the hotel, has her hands full. The household manager, Mrs. Chubb, has left to take care of her grandchildren while her daughter recovers from being ill. The replacement, Beatrice Tucker, has alienated just about everyone in the house with her waspish tongue and temper. Cecily’s husband’s first name is never given; he’s simply called Baxter throughout. (All the characters at the Pennyfoot are referred to by their first names except Mrs. Chubb and Baxter.)

The hotel is filled up when Archibald Armitage, master thespian, is found murdered in his room. It is revealed that Armitage had been the lover of a young woman whom he had abandoned after she became pregnant by him; she committed suicide. This being the Edwardian Age, her entire reputation had been destroyed as well as her standing in society. Strangely enough, her parents are also staying at the hotel for the holidays. Then there’s Tucker, whom Armitage had apparently insulted one night after she had played up to him because he was well-known. However, Pansy the maid thought Armitage a gentleman because he had saved Tess, Samuel the stable manager and carriage driver’s dog (and Pansy’s fiance), from drowning in the pond. However, she’s in the minority.

There is a lively cast of characters. Tucker is just a miserable, old bag who constantly tears anyone apart for any little infraction. The cook Michel, who speaks English with a French accent (but his Cockney slang when drunk reveals his true birthplace), detests her. She has so upset the household that Cecily tries to bring her into line to no avail; Cecily is also afraid to offend the woman, since she needs a housekeeper to keep the household running efficiently through the holiday season. Samuel and Pansy have been engaged for awhile when something happens to break them up. Pansy’s friend Gertie, also a maid, finds Clive the caretaker an enigma; her twins adore him and he cares for them and her, but he’s harboring a secret. Gertie herself has been around, having had children with a man whom she loved but then found out was already married; had fallen for an upper-class man who wanted to move her and the children to London, but she had realized that it would never work and broke it off; had married a much older man more for the children than for herself; and now, widowed, she is not sure what to make of Clive. Gilbert Tubbs, Samuel’s assistant, also has an ax to grind with Armitage.

Then there’s Cecily’s friends, Madeline and Phoebe. Madeline had married Kevin Prestwick, the local doctor, who had been a suitor of Cecily’s before taking up with Madeline. Madeline has precognitive abilities that come over her and, in a trance, she calls out what she sees. Phoebe married Freddie the colonel, whom Baxter is sure is completely crazy. Phoebe is completely self-absorbed and into how things look; substance isn’t that important.

For the most part, I found Baxter a wet dishrag. I kept wondering why Cecily, had married him. However, in one passage, he secretly admitted that he was proud of his wife’s sleuthing abilities and couldn’t understand why the government hadn’t simply given women the right to vote, figuring that if they were only half as smart as his wife then the country could only benefit from the brainpower.

I liked the book, and the characters. I would recommend the book to anyone who likes historical mysteries. The running joke throughout is that Cecily wants to keep the murder hush-hush, since most people know about the Pennyfoot’s record of having murders committed around the holidays. It’s a definite damper on the festivities.

Look What’s New in the Warner Library!

Warner Library serves Tarrytown and Sleepy Hollow. There’s a big browsing section of new books added to the library collection.

(2014-07-12 001)Title: The Ice-Cream Shop Detective

Author: Ronnie Levine

Publication Information: [No place given]: New Views Press, c2014

ISBN: 0692204482 (i.e. 978-0692204481)

Library of Congress Classification: PS3562.E8474

Library of Congress Subject Headings:
Franklin, Lissa (Fictitious character)—Fiction
Artists–New York (State)–Tarrytown—Fiction
Criminal investigation–New York (State)–Tarrytown—Fiction
Ice-cream parlors–New York (State)–Tarrytown—Fiction
Detectives–New York (State)–Tarrytown—Fiction
Love–Fiction

Ronnie Levine is a name I know. She’s a local artist who has had at least one installation at the Silver Tips Tea Room in Tarrytown. She has done paintings of downtown Tarrytown that are quite striking. Main Street Sweets, the family-owned ice-cream shop upon which Bellini’s is based, was in one of the paintings. That painting contained the buildings around the shop, and the sky was a breathtaking blue. I remember how beautiful I thought that blue was.

Lissa Franklin is also a local artist who enjoys the old masters, particularly the French Impressionists. She painted a mural in Bellini’s, and then is asked to add to it. (Main Street Sweets also has a mural which I believe Levine also painted.) Bellini’s is owned by Detective Nick Bellini, whose family owns the shop. (Detective Sargent Eugene Buonanno of the Tarrytown Police Department’s family owns Main Street Sweets.) The book begins with the Lissa discovering the body of an acquaintance who she knew from the local artists’ association. The book then backtracks to bring us up to date, and then continues on until the murders are resolved.

Lissa’s opinion of contemporary art was fascinating and informative. She not only doesn’t like it, she explains the idea behind it: expressing ideas or feelings in physical form. This form can be anything but what the French Impressionists and other artists from the past did, namely painted what they saw around them. I have no real interest in modern art, and this explanation came as a revelation.

The idea fits nicely into the story, as Lissa ends up being enlisted by Nick to help the Tarrytown Police crack a case that deals not only with murder but also with art forgeries, particularly those of Monet. Lissa loves Monet’s art, and has studied him and the other French Impressionists. As a result, she is able to tell by looking at a painting whether or not it is a forgery. In one dialog with an art critic, she discusses the idea behind modern art which, paradoxically, she points out that art forgeries should be considered contemporary, since the entire idea behind them is to mimic and copy something. With a laugh, he agrees. This would theoretically turn forgeries into acceptable modern art.

Lissa’s just had a past relationship that we learn little about, except she had been in it for several years and left after realizing that the man was no good. Nick’s ex-wife materializes after having run away to Europe to work with a world famous doctor that she met where she worked. We find all this out from Nick’s sister, who goes on to tell Lissa that Nick’s ex quickly became dissatisfied with her life and walked out on Nick, but not before having an abortion and not telling her husband beforehand that she was pregnant. The ex and Nick’s sister had been friends since childhood. She came back because she realized her mistake and wanted Nick.

And that’s it. We never see the ex again in the entire book. Occasionally she’s referred to; as far as we (and Lissa) can tell, Nick does not learn about the abortion. Whether or not the ex even talked to him is never revealed. However, Lissa’s attraction to Nick is not only evident, but his evident attraction to her ends with their pillow talk in the last scene of the book. No big surprise.

There were an awful lot of typos, too. I normally don’t pay much attention to typos, unless there are many, and this book has misspellings as well as words repeated or the wrong word used.

This is a first novel. However it is not evident if this is going to be a one-shot novel or if it is the first in a series.